Tag: humor
member name: Leah Christensen
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July 30, 2007 12:11 AM EDT --
A friend forwarded this to me, and I thought it was funny.
ou have to read this one!
Cancel your credit card before you die......
Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your . . .
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May 10, 2007 03:07 PM EDT --
A friend of mine e-mailed this to me.
I found some statistics that you may find of interest...
Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. Is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per . . .
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October 07, 2008 06:26 PM EDT --
From the e-zine that delivers Reader's Digest Jokes. This one cracked me up.
My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. My . . .
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January 08, 2009 01:25 PM EST --
From an e-Zine I get every morning that supplies a joke a day from Reader's Digest. I thought this one was great!
I purchased a new desktop-publishing program that surprised me by containing . . .
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November 02, 2008 08:24 PM EST --
Toronto Sun, November 2, 2007 ENT top 5 list.
Top 5 Nicknames For Pop Culture Phenom Sarah Palin
5 Caribou Barbie
4 Snowjob Squareglasses
3 Disastra From Alaska
2 Tina Feylin
1 Gosh-silla . . .
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August 13, 2006 10:52 PM EDT --
A good pun is its own re-word
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is . . .
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September 27, 2006 11:35 PM EDT --
HUSBAND IN BIG TROUBLE
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there . . .
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October 03, 2006 08:43 PM EDT --
Elderly Spinster
An elderly spinster called her attorney about having a Will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for her to come into the office. . . .
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March 14, 2007 06:26 PM EDT --
After I got home from the cafe, I decided to give my paternal grandparents a call. Grandpa answered the phone. My cousin Kelly is getting married next month, so weddings are a big topic on that side . . .
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May 23, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
A friend of mine e-mailed this to me today, and I just had to pass it on.
Now this is Drunk
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.
His friends plead with him . . .
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September 07, 2008 06:34 PM EDT --
Remember the Sabbath Day - to Keep It Holy (Exodus 20:8)
A funny thing happened at the coffee shop, today. I was sitting at my usual table in the back room, when two people walked in. They put their . . .
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October 03, 2008 01:23 PM EDT --
This came from an e-zine I subscribe to. As part of the package every day they include one of the many humerous anecdoes featured in Reader's Digest over the years.
I almost fell off of my chair . . .
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October 09, 2008 01:50 PM EDT --
Another one from my e-Zine, and Reader's Digest.
Our newer, high-speed computer was in the shop for repair, and my son was forced to work on our old model with the black-and-white printer. . . .
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November 25, 2008 08:59 PM EST --
Recalling this particular memory brought a big smile to my face, especially after posting my RANT.
In February of 2007 I flew to Sedona Arizona to be with Walker, after his daughter Ashleigh was in . . .
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April 13, 2009 06:41 PM EDT --
My husband decided to taste the beer he's brewing before it was ready, and let's just say it "reacted to him." LOL So glad I didn't have any pickled eggs in the house, or else he'd . . .
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December 06, 2009 02:35 AM EST --
...I love it! I received this joke in my e-mail a few minutes ago, and I could see myself responding the same way, if I were in this situation.
As it is, being legally blind, I've had people ask me . . .
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October 08, 2008 05:47 PM EDT --
Be careful when making assumptions. My wise Aunt once told me that to assume is to make an ASS of U and ME, and that's why it's spelled that way. Another one from Reader's Digest.
WHILE . . .
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February 02, 2009 09:38 PM EST --
This is the Reader's Digest humour bit I received in today's eZine.
Money Saver
Each morning at 5:30, I take my Lhasa Apso , Maxwell, for a walk. He has the bad habit of picking up . . .
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February 06, 2009 07:16 AM EST --
Daily Reader's Digest humour from my daily eZine.
Computer Pickup
My boyfriend and I met online and we’d been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my uncle, who was fascinated by . . .
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February 18, 2009 08:11 PM EST --
This came from my daily Reader's Digest e-zine.
While ferrying workers back and forth from our offshore oil rig, the helicopter I was on lost power and went down. Fortunately, it . . .
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