Tag: humour
member name: Leah Christensen
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July 30, 2007 12:11 AM EDT --
A friend forwarded this to me, and I thought it was funny.
ou have to read this one!
Cancel your credit card before you die......
Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your . . .
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May 10, 2007 03:07 PM EDT --
A friend of mine e-mailed this to me.
I found some statistics that you may find of interest...
Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. Is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per . . .
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October 07, 2008 06:26 PM EDT --
From the e-zine that delivers Reader's Digest Jokes. This one cracked me up.
My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. My . . .
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January 08, 2009 01:25 PM EST --
From an e-Zine I get every morning that supplies a joke a day from Reader's Digest. I thought this one was great!
I purchased a new desktop-publishing program that surprised me by containing . . .
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November 02, 2008 08:24 PM EST --
Toronto Sun, November 2, 2007 ENT top 5 list.
Top 5 Nicknames For Pop Culture Phenom Sarah Palin
5 Caribou Barbie
4 Snowjob Squareglasses
3 Disastra From Alaska
2 Tina Feylin
1 Gosh-silla . . .
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June 25, 2006 04:53 AM EDT --
IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING....... (not that you would...)
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM....
You open the door....
NOW, REMEMBER, THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR! . . .
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October 03, 2006 08:43 PM EDT --
Elderly Spinster
An elderly spinster called her attorney about having a Will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for her to come into the office. . . .
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March 14, 2007 06:26 PM EDT --
After I got home from the cafe, I decided to give my paternal grandparents a call. Grandpa answered the phone. My cousin Kelly is getting married next month, so weddings are a big topic on that side . . .
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May 23, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
A friend of mine e-mailed this to me today, and I just had to pass it on.
Now this is Drunk
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.
His friends plead with him . . .
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May 27, 2008 03:16 PM EDT --
Today I was at the cafe, and one of the people working there asked me how Walker was doing. Knowing there was an age diference, the person asked me how old he was, again. I told them he was sixty-two. . . .
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September 07, 2008 06:34 PM EDT --
Remember the Sabbath Day - to Keep It Holy (Exodus 20:8)
A funny thing happened at the coffee shop, today. I was sitting at my usual table in the back room, when two people walked in. They put their . . .
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October 03, 2008 01:23 PM EDT --
This came from an e-zine I subscribe to. As part of the package every day they include one of the many humerous anecdoes featured in Reader's Digest over the years.
I almost fell off of my chair . . .
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October 09, 2008 01:50 PM EDT --
Another one from my e-Zine, and Reader's Digest.
Our newer, high-speed computer was in the shop for repair, and my son was forced to work on our old model with the black-and-white printer. . . .
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November 25, 2008 08:59 PM EST --
Recalling this particular memory brought a big smile to my face, especially after posting my RANT.
In February of 2007 I flew to Sedona Arizona to be with Walker, after his daughter Ashleigh was in . . .
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April 13, 2009 06:41 PM EDT --
My husband decided to taste the beer he's brewing before it was ready, and let's just say it "reacted to him." LOL So glad I didn't have any pickled eggs in the house, or else he'd . . .
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December 06, 2009 02:35 AM EST --
...I love it! I received this joke in my e-mail a few minutes ago, and I could see myself responding the same way, if I were in this situation.
As it is, being legally blind, I've had people ask me . . .
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February 02, 2009 09:38 PM EST --
This is the Reader's Digest humour bit I received in today's eZine.
Money Saver
Each morning at 5:30, I take my Lhasa Apso , Maxwell, for a walk. He has the bad habit of picking up . . .
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August 01, 2006 02:42 PM EDT --
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.
They . . .
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October 08, 2008 05:47 PM EDT --
Be careful when making assumptions. My wise Aunt once told me that to assume is to make an ASS of U and ME, and that's why it's spelled that way. Another one from Reader's Digest.
WHILE . . .
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February 06, 2009 07:16 AM EST --
Daily Reader's Digest humour from my daily eZine.
Computer Pickup
My boyfriend and I met online and we’d been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my uncle, who was fascinated by . . .
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